Single since 2006, the first-ever American Idol winner, 29, revealed to a Toronto radio station March 6 that she's been off the market since late last year. "I have a new boyfriend!" Clarkson gushed.



Actually, the late last year part does fit in the time frame
of what we know with the beginning of the tweets and all.

It's that "I have a new boyfriend" part that sounds contrived.