shoot me for bumping this thread for this buuuuuutttttt, I was curious to what the actual "article" in the National Enquirer said and maybe it's just me but I found nothing in it talking about Kelly at all. I must've skimmed through it 4 or 5 times and nothing.  Did I just miss it (I know there's someone else out there that's looked.... speak up! haha) or is it just not there??